Let”s face it, infants can be enormous jerks. They never allow you to spend hours crying for no reason, get any sleep, and refuse to use the toilet like An USUAL person. Sheesh, simply because they”re so darn adorable they believe they are able to crawl all over us! And these are the worst offenders. Check out the heinous (…and uproarious) offenses that got these tykes in time out.
“What”re you in for?”
1. That”s what you get for turning off The Wiggles.
2. And THAT”S what you get for impersonating a doggie.
3. This child”s been seeing father play lots of Grand Theft Auto.
4. They hit the bottle a little overly difficult.
5. “You wanna see a real work of art?”
6. Only when you thought you were safe: devil infant.
7. “Might” is more like “undoubtedly will, on a regular basis.”
8. Greed and gluttony, prepared for seconds.
9. Identity theft.
10. “You talkin” to me?”
11. Going above and beyond the call of doody.
12. Offenses against the elderly.
13. Rudely taking phone calls at breakfast.
14. So obscene.
(via: BuzzFeed.) Hopefully by the time they learn to stand, they are able to become upstanding people with assistance from rehabilitation. Share these adorable criminal masterminds with your buddies using the link below!